homophobias:

seeing food on my dash

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

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greatwhiteprivilege:

treating a woman with respect and regarding her as a human being doesn’t automatically mean ur cock deserves to get stroked sorry to break it to u

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bitchbot:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

bitchbot:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

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a-different-kind-of-royalty:

"What do you plan to do with your future?"

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trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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bringmeflowers-xo:

yes- everything about this- yes!

bringmeflowers-xo:

yes- everything about this- yes!

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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